that person who follows you and you follow them and you really want to be bffsies with them and you freak out whenever they like something you post but then you never actually do anything about it
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: the fuck is that
me: the fuck are you
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
The internet has bred this culture where, no matter what you say, someone is going to correct it! Even if it’s correct in the first place!
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It’s that time again, Tumblr!
Time for Round 2 of Meg’s ~*SCALEMATE GIVEAWAY*~!
Here’s the scoop, copy/pasted from last time with a few minor adjustments:
SO. Here’s the deal:
- This giveaway is for ONE Scalemate in the colors of your own choosing. I have access to a lot of colors but not every color, so please have like, three options in mind in case you have something I can’t accommodate.
- This Scalemate will be “made to order”, as it were. I’m currently varying degrees of busy with school so this might take some time. Please keep that in mind if you’re looking to get your scalemate by a certain date!
-I will cover shipping for the continental United States! International entries are more than welcome, though, but please keep in mind that I’ll need some help with international shipping. Scalemates are really light but kinda large - shipping rates will depend on your country!
Here’s how you enter:- Like or reblog this post. A like counts as one entry, a reblog counts as one entry. So that means each person can enter twice, that’s it. Please don’t be a jerk and do this on multiple accounts, I promise I’ll notice and I’ll disqualify you.
- You do not have to follow me.
- Please have your ask box open or I will not be able to contact you.
- The contest will be over on FEBRUARY 11th. I live in the Eastern time zone, so that may fall on a different day for some of you. I’ll announce a winner at some point that day.
- The winner will be chosen via random number generator for maximum fairness.
Thanks for reading and good luck!
Click to make circles… .then listen!!!
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i suck at this instrument. :P
How do you think I am? Send me some of these:
۩ - Honest
๑ - Shy
ღ - Tolerant
● - Unselfish
√ - Intelligent
╬ - Ambitious
≈ - Stubborn
♪ - Well-organized
◊ - Sociable
¤ - Honest
♡ - Sincere
ж - Patient
■ - Popular
ಬ - Optimistic
♦ - Generous
▲ - Loyal
☀ - Imaginative
♥ - Creative
♠ - Energetic
♣ - Immature
Ψ - Active
☻ - Adventurous
☼ - Protective
◄ - Independent
▼ - Confident
► - Considerate
∞ - Sensitive
⌂ - Dependable
☾ - A good listener
✌ - Humorous
♨ - Outspoken
☞ - Brave
✿ - Enthusiastic
